*knocks on your door*
Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sail.
Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.
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Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.
I need one just to rearrange my city the way I like it.
Very suspicious of people stealing his tail
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them
and now, the weather
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.
Oooh yes these are good
Asking those questions got me my job!
gotta keep this in mind now
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
i want this printed on a t-shirt
Happy Batman Day!