My Zombie Overlord

thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

tastefullyoffensive:

Closed for what now? [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Closed for what now? [via]

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Jean Louis Sabaji Haute Couture | S/S ‘13

Today, I was wearing a floor length skirt. There's this fantastic girl in my 3rd grade class who is Egyptian, and wears a hijab and a long skirt everyday. There are a few other Muslim kids, but most of the girls don't dress like that. She is the only one in her class who wears it every day.
Girl: I like your skirt!
Me: Thank you!
Girl: I'm surprised that you are wearing a long skirt.
Me: ... Why?
Girl: Because you are cool. And long skirts are weird. The other kids call me weird for wearing a long skirt every day.
Me: I don't think long skirts are weird. I think they are cool. And pretty. And fancy.
Girl: (turns to the class and yells) EVERYBODY! I'M NOT WEIRD, I'M FANCY!
comealongpie:

avender:

The Marauders, the morning after a full moon.

#what if peter transformed out of his animagus form while still on sirius shoulder#omg could you imagine the look of panic on sirius face as he just falls to the ground#compressed by the weight of human peter holy hell [via quibblrs]
officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

beesquid:

captorass:

eridans-cape:

cell-the-grim-reaper:

tori-the-awesome:

freedom-in-tight-shorts:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

london-underground:

geromytime:

heir-of-buckteeth:

squidmama:

jgllt:

averyhopelessprince:

garrulousterror:

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